According to this list by CafeMom, husbands are only super nice when they want to get in your panties. Be warned, as these cliches might cause your eyes to roll out of your head:

For some, they meet and marry their partners almost immediately - as if they just know their other half is 'the one'. But for others, it takes years, or sometimes even decades to finally find the one you want to spend the rest of your life with. Engagements and fresh marriages come with plenty of excitement. Your family and friends will undoubtedly be more excited than you at times, and it can get overwhelming.