The Scientifically Accurate Santa Will Totally Ruin Christmas [VIDEO]
Dec 17, 2013 18:56
Who here still believes in Santa? For him to exist, some real magic has to be in play. This video here will crush all your beliefs of the big man.
For example, a scientifically accurate Santa would have to travel 3,000 times the speed of sound to reach every child in the world. The amount of toys he'd have to carry would be at least 300,000 tons. And if he lands on your roof with that weight? Say goodbye to your house, son.
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