Just in case there is injustice to your pizza in terms of pizza slice equality, this device will help you solve your doughy issues. It's just not fair that some people get bigger slices!

ThinkGeek created this awesome laser-guided pizza cutter to help keep your slices on target. Its built-in Class II laser pointer creates an easy to follow bright red line across your pizza, while a stainless steel blade cuts through your bed of toppings and extra-thick crust.

And in times of need, like if there is a blackout, you'll be glad to know that it comes with a built-in flashlight. Yeah, whuttt! For US$30, pizza parties will never be the same again.