So Nicolas Cage's latest film project is a reboot of the Left Behind franchise. For those that don't know, it's based on a series of books about how all of us sinners and non-believers are going to get "left behind" to rot here on Earth. Some people are even convinced that this reboot might actually trigger the rapture to occur. Watch:

Judging by the footage, we're having a really hard time understanding why people are so freaked out about this causing the end of the world. That's about as likely as that toupee being Cage's real hair.