You shouldn't really be surprised that there are a lot of bizarre things you can buy off the Internet today. Here are some outrageous ones. Just do a quick search on them and you'll find them available. Check it out:
A Kim Kardashian/Human Centipede mashup t-shirt.
A custom Nicolas Cage pillowcase.
24K gold rolling papers.
A one-pound human body fat replica
Face slimmers.
A bronze door knocker with huge balls
A 10-pound bag of human bones:
A book titled "Images You Should Not Masturbate To"
A face blanket, to "block out light and keep your face warm"
Pizza scissors.
Cum D'licious Pills, for sweetening semen
Five pairs of emergency underpants
Underwear...FOR TWO..
You can buy Nothing. $9...FOR NOTHING.
Pepperoni pizza nipple pasties.
