You shouldn't really be surprised that there are a lot of bizarre things you can buy off the Internet today. Here are some outrageous ones. Just do a quick search on them and you'll find them available. Check it out:

A Kim Kardashian/Human Centipede mashup t-shirt.


A custom Nicolas Cage pillowcase.


24K gold rolling papers.


A one-pound human body fat replica


Face slimmers.


A bronze door knocker with huge balls


A 10-pound bag of human bones:


A book titled "Images You Should Not Masturbate To"


A face blanket, to "block out light and keep your face warm"


Pizza scissors.


Cum D'licious Pills, for sweetening semen


Five pairs of emergency underpants


Underwear...FOR TWO..


You can buy Nothing. $9...FOR NOTHING.


Pepperoni pizza nipple pasties.