Why do some people employ the use of a sock when they spank the monkey? Here's a terrifying reason you should never ever use that, and be wary of ants, because, apparently, ants love semen. Weird? Hell yes.

A young woman posted a photo of the towel her boyfriend uses as a jizz rag on Reddit. Hint: those are ANTS!


There's also another story on Reddit.


Basically. if this isn't a good enough reason for you to not do this:


Then we don't know what is!