Of all the things people want to debate over, it is this: should a woman's lingerie match her umbrella? That's right. This is the question people are debating over and we're not sure why. According to some online commenters in Japan:

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“Since someone told me about the rumor, when I see a woman walking with a black lace umbrella, I start to fantasize.”

“This might just be a baseless Internet rumor, but if it’s, it means that women are essentially walking around town holding up placards that say, ‘This is the kind of underwear I have on!’”

So should it?

Of course it shouldn't, because why should it?

Pervy males go too far sometimes.

And then, they see this and their imagination runs wild.