Uber is great. I'd take it in an instant. And they're not as smelly as taxis. The service is usually great. Plus, if you're thirsty, you can just reach out for a fresh bottle of water waiting for you. But Uber is still operated by human beings. And as we know, not all human beings are great. Here are 22 of the most awkward Uber rides, probably ever.

1.

An uber driver just said that I'm "not even pretty" oh

— KA$HLEEN (@badass_barrett) October 19, 2013

2.

My nerdy uber driver who can't go to concerts bc he hates crowds and alcohol just opened his glove compartment to a loaded gun. But said sry

— Stephanie (@Stephystrauss) June 27, 2014

3.

OMG! My cousin and I got a gay uber driver and he's asking us if we're tops or bottoms lol

— IG: HungIsShady (@hungyb0o) July 2, 2014

4.

"I cheat on my wife every chance I get. Just never mix business with pleasure." - Jose the Uber Driver #LifeAdvice #ThanksJose #GoodMorals

— Michael Del Santo (@TheRealMikeyDel) June 29, 2014

5.

My Uber driver: "Your name is Erin? Why do you have a unisex name?" Me: "Are we there yet?"

— Erin La Rosa (@SideOfGinger) June 6, 2014

6.

Last night my uber driver played Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls 6 times

— Ellie Powers (@__elliep) June 29, 2014

7.

Our uber driver said he wanted jlo to "take him away from this life" at least 3 times. Also he was over 60 yrs old.

— Lilly Willner (@Lillywillner) June 27, 2014

8.

Our uber driver is singing to buttons by pussycat dolls

— masterGABRIELLE (@Iamdoll_heart) June 29, 2014

9.

... I love @Uber. However, my driver just took a deep breath, smelled me, and said "yum". Pretty sure that's not included with their fare...

— Aiden Ashley (@AidenAshley) December 29, 2013

10.

I was seriously asked by my uber driver if all Jews were really frugel.

— Isis Taylor (@IsisTaylor) June 26, 2014

11.

Me: "Looks like it's going to be another hot day." Uber Driver: "Yes, good practice for hell."

— Andrew Olenski (@andrewolenski) July 2, 2014

12.

First time Uber-ing in Mumbai. Driver stopped on a main road to pee on the side of the road. No words were exchanged.

— Rega Jha (@RegaJha) June 18, 2014

13.

My uber driver just said I looked like an old librarian?¿?!??

— Veronica Lily (@veronicaasaro) May 27, 2014

14.

"Do you want me to play RKelly?" - something my uber driver just sincerely asked me

— Gina Holder (@GinaBainesH) July 2, 2014

15.

Uber driver kindly let 2 female pedestrians cross the road then he stared @ their butts & said "very nice" then glanced @ me for affirmation

— brad, just (@justbrad) June 2, 2014

16.

uber driver said his wildest ride = when some chick from Bravo got in the car made out with him & took him to a party w MOUNDS of cocaine

— Evelyn (@EVEEEEEZY) June 12, 2014

17.

Let's Get It On just came on the radio and my Uber driver and I made awkward eye contact in the rear view mirror.

— Laina (@laina622) July 2, 2014

18.

Our uber driver is telling us about how she works at a swingers club and that we should get "wild and crazy" there...

— Katie (@thatkatierose) July 1, 2014

19.

Uber driver said his last guy was a chef that 'spent 10,000 a month on the white stuff'

— Amanda McCarthy (@Mrs_McCarthy32) August 24, 2013

20.

Dispatch from second Uber of the day: was just asked whether I'm a nanny. No context. Probably my nanny-style butt?

— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) May 16, 2014

21.

Uber driver said he had to pretend to be my relative to avoid a ticket in a taxi zone, so he got out of car, hugged me & said "I love you."

— Nick Bilton (@nickbilton) July 4, 2013

22.

My uber driver just said to me "thank you for wearing no bra miss" fml crying