
Obviously, this doesn't
hurt as much as Michael Babutunde's arm, but we're sure Jordan Ayew might be a tad embarrassed with this. In the match during Ghana vs. Portugal, a Portuguese player grabbed his silky shorts to expose...a Subway sandwich underneath!
Deadspin says that Jordan’s bulge looks like a wrapped-up six-inch Subway sub. See how it happened:

Does it look like this:
