Now that you're a parent, your world has changed. You no longer have the luxury of just going out whenever you feel like it. But that's not all that's changed. Even your vocabulary has. Here are some 20 words that have a very different meaning when you're a parent.

1. Hungry

What it used to mean: Put food in your mouth when you feel hungry.
What it means now: Feed the baby.

2. Sleep

What it used to mean: Rest.
What it means now: Non-existent.

3. Party

What it used to mean: Loud music, alcohol, dancing.
What it means now: Background music, lots of babies, ends at 6pm.

4. Late

What it used to mean: 4am. 5am.
What it means now: 10pm.

5. Going to the mall

What it used to mean: Window shopping, drinks, lunch, etc
What it means now: Stroller, baby bag, baby.

6. Appointments

What it used to mean: Let's meet on 21st June, 3.30pm.
What it means now: Can we meet on the 21st of June, 3.30pm? Sorry, make that 4pm. Sorry, make that 5pm. Sorry, can't go out.

7. Movies

What it used to mean: Let's watch the latest X-Men movie that came out in theaters yesterday!
What it means now: Great! when is it coming out on DVD?

8. Exercise

What it used to mean: 2 hours in the gym.
What it means now: Does 2 hours of carrying the baby count?

9. Date-night

What it used to mean: Romance!
What it means now: Is the baby asleep? Hurry up!

10. Frozen

What it used to mean: Food.
What it means now: Annoying music.

11. Personal time

What it used to mean: Quiet time in the toilet.
What it means now: You have to rush out of the toilet.

12. Grocery shopping

What it used to mean: Frozen food. Milk.
What it means now: Baby cereal, formula milk, etc.

13. Watching TV

What it used to mean: Game of Thrones. House of Cards.
What it means now: Sesame street, Barney, and whatever kid-friendly show.

14. Friends

What it used to mean: Happy hour meet ups, birthdays, and for no reason.
What it means now: Too tired for any of them.

15. Happy hour

What it used to mean: BOOOOOZZZZZE!
What it means now: PHEWH! The baby isn't crying!

16. Early

What it used to mean: 6am.
What it means now: No idea.

17. Cleaning

What it used to mean:
What it means now: Throw out the shit-stained diapers, wash the bottles and pack the toys away.

18. Instagram

What it used to mean: Selfies, parties, friends..
What it means now: Isn't my baby adorable?! Here's another one. Here's 7 more for today.

19. Silence

What it used to mean: Too quiet, need to get out. Who's up for a parrrtay?
What it means now: He's sound asleep. Woooot!

20. Bargain / Sale

What it used to mean: 50% off H&M.
What it means now: Diapers are 60% off right now. Buy! Buy! Take 'em all!