You looked forward to these things when you were a kid, but now that you're all grown up, looking forward to these things mean something else. Something more grim. It's as if being an adult isn't so great after all...
1. Eating at McDonald's.
2. Going to the mall.
3. Gaming.
4. Cycling.
5. Christmas time.
6. Climbing trees.
7. Birthdays.
8. Jumping in puddles of water.
9. Flying.
10. Parades, raves, or whatever that blocks traffic.
11. Blowing milk bubbles.
12. Going to the movies.
13. Waking up early on Saturday.