Here's more proof that E.L. James never be allowed to write another book. It's actually horrible! And while we didn't read the whole book ourselves, Scott Bryan from Buzzfeed decided to take all that torture upon himself to do a community service of sorts by reading it first. Our conclusion: don't read it.

Here's are some excerpts:


Which by the way, is pretty NSFW:


Just filled with nonsense.


There's more. But we'll leave you to read the rest of it here.