Jurassic World just opened this weekend and it had the biggest opening weekend ever. Beating out every single one of your favorite shows. It basically demolished the box office records with a $524M debut.

And frankly, the show was just like any other Jurassic Park sequel. 1 to 3 that is. It had a lot of this:


But it had good stuff too like the RAPTOR Squad:

http://fandomsallaroundme.tumblr.com/post/121558731244/reasons-to-see-jurassic-world-raptor-squad-chris

And a new hottie heroine - Claire Dearing, played by Bryce Dallas Howard.

http://mjwatson.tumblr.com/post/121601262971/happy-birthday-bailey

But there was one thing bothering viewers about Claire.


Yes. Heels.

http://mirandahamand.tumblr.com/post/121339417921/my-only-beef-with-jurassic-world

Because everyone knows you can run away from dinosaurs with heels on.

http://supertraceur.tumblr.com/post/121566578754/just-watched-jurassic-world

How else can you explain her being a heroine?

http://toooldforthiswebsite.tumblr.com/post/121524818908/we-all-know-who-the-real-hero-of-jurassic-world

Her feet must be made of steel.

http://pottergirl05.tumblr.com/post/121459754578/this-woman-outrun-a-freaking-t-rex-wearing-high

Either way, this is the real star of Jurassic World:

http://synthonies.tumblr.com/post/121596671794/i-think-we-all-know-who-the-star-of-jurassic-world

Heels!