1. They forget your name even though you've met 321 times. (on purpose?)

Scenario 1: "I'm sorry, what's your name again? I forgot" 

Scenario 2: "Oh hi, my name is Zee Yang." (apparently she's meeting you for the first time, for the 15th time)

2. They dish out unsolicited advice.

The reason: they are perfect.

3. They have foot in mouth disease without realizing it.

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They say what's on their mind and are unapologetic of it.

4. They think you should be grateful you are in their presence.

Because they are fabulous.

5. If they were famous, they'd be divas.

And then they'll be name dropping just so they can "raise" their social status.

6. They have Queen B personalities.

You have to like her, at least, in front of her. Or she'll be catty with you all the way.

7. The world revolves around them.

She arrives late, gate-crash-visits you in the hospital when you don't want any visitors, all because she feels like point number 4.

8. Nothing is ever good enough for them.

Especially your face. Or your name. Whichever comes first.

9. They most often give you fake smiles.

I think it is quite an effort to give a fake smile. Bravo.

10. They aren't really there when you are talking to them.

"Did you say something?"

11. Everything is about them.

"My life is great, yours isn't."

12. They dish out sarcastic compliments.

They hate it when people around them do better. Then they make it their mission to make it known.

13. They don't really care what you think, or whatever it is about you

Are you really surprised with this one?

14. They are above you, all the time

They think they're the shiznit, but seriously, bitch please.

15. They judge everything about you

Don't tell them your choices, or decisions, because they'll give you those judgy eyes. 

Because judging people is their hobby. 

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