Finding gifts for someone else is the Universe's way of screwing with us all. It's a hard thing to do. But what's not hard is buying the wrong kind of gift. These gifts listed below, are probably not very suitable for just about anyone. Check it out.

The Nipple Bra

You're kidding right? Who would wear this? Either way, what an entertaining product description.

Stuffed Girl's heads.

As if this isn't creepy enough, part of its description says "...for every man to boast of his conquests..."

"Blondes, redheads and brunettes for every man to boast of his conquests…the first realistic likeness of the exciting women who play an important part in every man’s life…and one of the nicest qualities is that they don’t talk back! Accurately modelled to three-quarters life size of real gals and molded of skin-textured pliable plastic, these heads are so life-like they almost breathe. Saucy glittering eyes, full sensuous mouth and liquid satin complexion, combines with radiant hair colors give astonishing realism to these rare and unique Trophies. Blonds, redhead or brunette mounted on a genuine mahogany plaque is complete and ready to hang on the wall for excitement and conversation."

Reddi-Bacon:

Isn't it easier to just buy real bacon and cook it yourself? Plus real bacon actually tastes really good. And if Reddi-Bacon is real bacon, like it says, the oils released from it when cooking in your toaster will ruin your it.

The Poo Trap

How would you like to attach a bag full of crap to your ass? There are so many things that could go wrong here:

Beauty Smile Trainer

Can a device actually train you how to smile beautifully? Sounds like you'll want your money back on this one.

Straightjacket for Kids

For the spawn of satan perhaps, but for a friend's baby, or even yours? Forget it! They've even got a video of it:

But don't worry, you can't buy these toys. They're all made up for the show Super Nanny. Phew!