1. When is the big day?

It was yesterday, and you weren't invited.

2. Are you seeing anyone?

I'm seeing friends who are just like me and not like you.

3. "You've got to think of your biological clock."

If everyone thought just like you, the world would just stop turning.

4. "Married life is awesome."

Really? Wow, that's great!

5. "Married life sucks."

Oh, no! You just ruined it for me!

6. Don't you want someone to take care of you when you're older?

I'm perfectly okay taking care of myself.

7. "You might regret if you wait too long to find the one."

There really isn't a thing as "The One", you know. It's just who doesn't annoy you the most.

8. "Are you lonely?"

I'm hot and fabulous and have hot guys hanging around me. So, no.

9. Are you not ready?

To shut you up, I'm going to say I'm busy at work.

10. Don't worry, you'll find someone.

Right, thanks. Now go away.

11. "It's every girl's dream to get married."

That has got to be the worst dream to ever have.

12. "All your friends are getting married or are having babies."

Can you be anymore annoying?

13. "I miss the single life."

We're sure you do.

14. "It must be nice not to have any responsibilities."

It really is!

15. "Kids are a handful, but they're really fun to have around!"