There's just too many things that go on our face.
And we definitely can't do this in public. A big no-no!
Or not? Seriously, why has fashion dictated that smaller is better?
You mean women aren't supposed to have high-level executive jobs?
It happens more often than not. And if that's not the case, we get bored of the style pretty quickly.
Every woman wishes there was a button they could push every month to get periods over and done with in a second.
We've got to suffer in sweat. Plus we're also wearing at least two layers of clothing.
No one likes visible panty lines. Thank god for thongs and g-strings. But no thanks to wedgies. They're the worse. Try walking around in anal floss. I guarantee you it isn't fun.
We need that one-button push to solve our periods, seriously.
Blame them on hormones. Damn you, hormones!
Sure, this is part of makeup, but have you ever tried putting a pencil so close to your eye that if you missed, there goes your eye?
Needless to say, it is pretty embarrassing.
Kate Upton looks like she's having fun, but believe me, she isn't. So unless we get paid to run in a bikini, this is a big time NO.
We've got to look good, AND not burn our face in the process.
Not everyone looks like Miranda Kerr. How much boob do you want to show? How much vagina? How much butt? There's just so many things to consider.
There was a rumor that Victoria Beckham wears heels on a treadmill, but we believe that's just utter bullshit. Heels are beautiful, but they are more uncomfortable than they look. No pain no gain, right?
Like clothes, not all bags will match our wardrobe.
That's just...rude.
I have a degree in psychology.
We just naturally are.