20 Signs You Should Avoid Going to The Mall At All Cost
Jul 31, 2014 18:37
It's the weekend and it's time for you to relax. Suddenly, you decide to submit yourself to the torture of going to a mall. You keep repeating this mistake over and over again. Why do you do that? Here are 20 signs you should avoid going at all cost.
1. First, you get duped. There's no way people are this keen.
2. If you tell yourself shopping is good for you, get someone to intervene.
3. If you know you're going to end up with more things than you planned, don't go.
4. If you plan on spending lots of time trying to navigate, don't go.
5. There are teenagers at the mall.
6. Pesky sales people always approach you at the mall.
7. If you don't like pushy sales people, don't go.
8. One too many escalators.
9. Window shopping? Get judgmental looks.
10. The chances of you seeing a hottie at the mall is close to nil.
11. Unless you're ready for hordes of people, then go for it, otherwise don't.
12. Because sales season can get pretty ugly.
13. If you dislike lots of humans gathered in one spot, don't go.
14. If you believe there's more than one way to fill your weekend with fun, don't go.
15. If you're going to be walking around not knowing what you need, don't go.
16. So unless you've got a clear objective, don't go.
17. If it is just to "hang out", don't believe that to happen.
18. And for those who work in the mall, this is the worst thing to happen.
19. But more importantly, you don't want to end up being a "miserable man" at the mall.
20. If you keep asking yourself this, don't go:
Don't go to the mall. It is a bad idea!
Shop online instead!
1. First, you get duped. There's no way people are this keen.
2. If you tell yourself shopping is good for you, get someone to intervene.
3. If you know you're going to end up with more things than you planned, don't go.
4. If you plan on spending lots of time trying to navigate, don't go.
5. There are teenagers at the mall.
6. Pesky sales people always approach you at the mall.
7. If you don't like pushy sales people, don't go.
8. One too many escalators.
9. Window shopping? Get judgmental looks.
10. The chances of you seeing a hottie at the mall is close to nil.
11. Unless you're ready for hordes of people, then go for it, otherwise don't.
12. Because sales season can get pretty ugly.
13. If you dislike lots of humans gathered in one spot, don't go.
14. If you believe there's more than one way to fill your weekend with fun, don't go.
15. If you're going to be walking around not knowing what you need, don't go.
16. So unless you've got a clear objective, don't go.
17. If it is just to "hang out", don't believe that to happen.
18. And for those who work in the mall, this is the worst thing to happen.
19. But more importantly, you don't want to end up being a "miserable man" at the mall.
20. If you keep asking yourself this, don't go:
Don't go to the mall. It is a bad idea!
