So you're still single, and you're cool. But the one annoying that keeps happening is this: everyone keeps asking you if you're attached yet. Here are some things that single people say vs what they really mean. Check it out:

1. Single person: “I’m not seeing anyone right now.”


What they really mean: “I'm single, and I'm totally open to seeing anyone right now.”


2. Single person: “I am okay being single.”


What they really mean: “No I'm not, but it is none of your GD business!”


3. Single person: “I just downloaded Tinder for an experiment”


What they really mean: “I’m getting desperate. Let's hope someone swipes right me.”


4. Single person: “I’m looking for The One.”


What they really mean: “Why is it so hard to find someone who finds me mildly attractive and gets my sense of humor?”


5. Single person: “Do you want to be my date at this wedding?”


What they really mean: “I do NOT want to be stuck at the singles’ table for this wedding.”


6. Single person: “I met someone last night.”


What they really mean: “I had an adult sleepover, and we probably will never see each other again.”


7. Single person: “I just don’t know where to meet anyone these days.”


What they really mean: “I'm never trying online dating. Or Tinder. No thanks.”


8. Single person: “I'm just hanging out. That's all.”


What they really mean: “I'm too picky and I want to play the game longer.”


9. Single person: “I've got a date tonight!”


What they really mean: “This could be it!”


10. Single person: “I’m just not ready to settle down right now.”


What they really mean: “I want to get married but I'm not sure if I'll make the right choice.”


11. Single person: “I’m just too busy with work right now to see anyone.”


What they really mean: “I don't have friends, and I don't hang out.”


12. Single person: “Let’s go out and have some fun tonight!”


What they really mean: “I just finished binge watching House of Cards and I've got nothing to do now.”


13. Single person: “Everyone's got someone for them. I just haven't found him yet.”


What they really mean: “Should I change my look? And please stop asking me why I'm single!”


14. Single person: “I'm staying in tonight to watch House of Cards.”


What they really mean: “No one has asked me out.”


15. Single person: “Sure, I’d love to hang out with you and your boyfriend tonight!”


What they really mean: “Maybe they've got hot friends.”