These Are The 25 Texts You Never Want to Get From Your Mom
Jul 11, 2014 17:02
We all love our moms, but what happens when autocorrect makes moms send weird and awkward texts? It's funny with friends, but with moms, it's just on a whole new level of weird. Here are some of the kinds of texts you don't want to receive, ever!
1. Why is your mom assaulting the landlady?
2. Losing weight in places you don't want to know.
3. Your mom just discovered Face..Time.
4. Mom's secret recipe, revealed.
5. You don't want to know how kinky mom can get.
6. Put cocks on your chest to feel better.
7. You giving your brother a boner is not a good sign of a healthy family.
8. Mom could be a great wingman.
9. Mom just made the most awkward emoticon.
10. Who sharted?
11. Both your parents have sex toys, you knew that, but you don't want to know that.
12. Who's your real mom then?
13. You don't want to imagine mom covered in cocks, really.
14. Your mom is talking like a bro.
15. When moms know what MILF means.
16. We wonder what dad is really up to.
17. A sausage on mom's private parts is just too hard to imagine.
18. Too graphic.
19. Please, mom, don't ever use that term.
20. Your mom checking up on your love making skills.
21. The doctor prescribed prostitutes for dad.
22. Are you eating your...vagina?
23. Nervous boobs week!
24. Your mom started to eat male, and that's just super awkward.
25. Erm, anal?
26. When your mom wants to see dicks at home.
27. You don't want to know about her extra-curricular activities.
1. Why is your mom assaulting the landlady?
2. Losing weight in places you don't want to know.
3. Your mom just discovered Face..Time.
4. Mom's secret recipe, revealed.
5. You don't want to know how kinky mom can get.
6. Put cocks on your chest to feel better.
7. You giving your brother a boner is not a good sign of a healthy family.
8. Mom could be a great wingman.
9. Mom just made the most awkward emoticon.
10. Who sharted?
11. Both your parents have sex toys, you knew that, but you don't want to know that.
12. Who's your real mom then?
13. You don't want to imagine mom covered in cocks, really.
14. Your mom is talking like a bro.
15. When moms know what MILF means.
16. We wonder what dad is really up to.
17. A sausage on mom's private parts is just too hard to imagine.
18. Too graphic.
19. Please, mom, don't ever use that term.
20. Your mom checking up on your love making skills.
21. The doctor prescribed prostitutes for dad.
22. Are you eating your...vagina?
23. Nervous boobs week!
24. Your mom started to eat male, and that's just super awkward.
25. Erm, anal?
26. When your mom wants to see dicks at home.
27. You don't want to know about her extra-curricular activities.
