Ukraine's troops left Crimea, finalizing the split. Well, not a "split." They’re calling it a "conscious uncoupling." #fallonmono
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 27, 2014
Our quick matrix of #ConsciousUncoupling pic.twitter.com/wJ1IKXuZch
— The Cut (@TheCut) March 25, 2014
I am consciously coupling with a bottle of pinot as I read about gwyneth's conscious uncoupling from chris Martin. #conscious #slidingdoors
— Jessi Klein (@jessirklein) March 25, 2014
I could be wrong here, but I'm *pretty* sure Conscious Uncoupling was a Puritan preacher in 1640s Lincolnshire.
— John Gallagher (@earlymodernjohn) March 25, 2014
Please bear with me over the next few days. Me and my cigarettes are in the midst of a #ConsciousUncoupling
— Kui Kihoro Mackay (@mamajunkyard) March 27, 2014
Gwyneth Paltrow is out here trying to make "fetch" happen. #ConsciousUncoupling
— Goldie Pwn (@lakarune) March 27, 2014
#ConsciousUncoupling ?? Marketing BS Translation: My divorce is better than your divorce.
— Shawn Keith (@thebrandcartel) March 27, 2014
I hate it when I'm unconscious whilst uncoupling. #ConsciousUncoupling
— Tristan (@TheRealMcCorry) March 27, 2014
Dear Office: I'll be late to work today. My bed and I are working on our #ConsciousUncoupling
— Gadget Girl (@gadgetgirl_ca) March 27, 2014