Here are the worse gifts that you should avoid spending good money on during Valentine's Day:

Chocolates - They're fattening


Flowers - Why pay so much just to see them die?


Plushies - What are you, 12?


Giant Plushies - What are you, a regressed adult?


Generic V. Day Cards - A tree died for this you know


"His & Hers" Anything - Way to flaunt your codependency relationship status