Warning: Close up shots of someone's filthy feet ahead. So there's this woman in Albuquerque named Paula Osuna who claims that stubbing her toe made Jesus appear out of nowhere.



Paula was just a regular gal minding her own business, when she fell down the stairs and hurt her foot. While bandaging it up, she asked her fiancee to rub some holy dirt from El Santuario de Chimayó (a Catholic pilgrimage site in northern New Mexico) on her toe.

After putting the holy dirt on her foot and then bandaging it up, she says the next day the bruise formed in the shape of Jesus on her second toe. Paula says the bruise has since changed shape, but she says she's convinced of the holy sighting. To be honest, it just looks like a pretty messed up foot.

But either way, get well soon Jesus Toe:



[Christian Nightmares]