"Lindsay has always had a huge crush on Prince Harry. She drools over him whenever he's on TV and goes on and on about how physically perfect he is, how much she loves his accent, and what an amazing match they would be between the sheets. She's like, 'if I could just get to meet him one time, I know he'd go for me.'

"She's convinced Harry will eventually fall for her charms The way she sees it, they're both cut from the same cloth. She really wants to have him as one of her bedpost notches and she'll do almost anything to make it happen."