The apocalyptic Bible movie retells the notorious story of the big flood which was sent by the big guy above to flush the Earth of Man’s sins. Russell Crowe stars as Noah, Jennifer Conelly is Mrs. Noah, Anthony Hopkins is a wrinkly old dude, and Emma Watson is either one of the kids or just some orphan hitching along for the ride.

Check out the trailer below:

The film debuts in theaters March 28, 2014. Thank goodness that smell-o-vision doesn't exist yet, because we can only imagine what an ark filled with animal poop would smell like after 40 days.