11 Ways Miley Cyrus One-Upped Everyone in Her Latest Performance
May 09, 2014 20:28
Miley Cyrus recently performed at the O2 Arena in London and if you're like me, you'll find it hard to make sense of her performance. Luckily for all of us, it was easy to "get it" after doing some research on the Internet. Turns out, Miley found 11 ways to one-up everyone in her latest performance.
1. One-up Chun-Li
Compare: Chun-Li doesn't have a mic-crotch.
2. One-up Chloe Moretz
Compare: Chloe Moretz in a furry outfit.
3. One-up Will Ferrell
Compare: Suave, but not enough.
4. One-up Sharon Stone
Compare: Ok, probably not.
5. One-up an Olympic-skier
Compare: Lindsey Vonn not as hot as Miley.
6. One-up Richard Simmons
Compare: We prefer Miley.
7. One-up her own tongue
Compare: Hmm, gross!
8. One-up Lady Gaga
Compare: Do you prefer spitting or puking?
9. One-up Michael Jackson
Compare: Michael Jackson's crotch grab is more intense though.
10. One-up the Happy Baby Pose
Compare: Maybe half-up instead.
11. One-up Eternity.
Compare: Miley should totally play this Marvel cosmic being character.
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