It doesn't get anymore shallow than this. In this fun social experiment,  Yousef Erakat of Fouseytube chats up with a random girl in the park. Initially she treats him like a nobody, right until she finds out about his "celebrity connections." Watch:

If there's anything to be learned from all this, is that you should always hire a wingman to pretend that you're somebody famous in order to get some chick's number.