Justin Bieber's New Single Might Be About Getting Blowjobs [VIDEO]
Oct 22, 2013 19:44
When Justin Bieber isn't going around smacking stripper ass, he's recording shitty new songs like this one titled "Hold Tight."
Judging by the lyrics, it's pretty obvious that Justin wants everyone to know that he's already a blow job before which totally makes him a bona-fide real man now:
Don't let this go to your head
But you're the best, I've ever had
Not to mention
That thing is swollen
You got me oh so in a trance
Something like a ziploc, but a lip lock
Want you wrapped around me like a wrist watch
Oh, so hard walking out
Got me stuck like crazy glue, ooh
Of course, nothing in those paragraphs suggests that his first BJ came from a girl. So we really wouldn't be surprised if it was a subtle tribute to that pet monkey he abandoned in Germany.
Judging by the lyrics, it's pretty obvious that Justin wants everyone to know that he's already a blow job before which totally makes him a bona-fide real man now:
Don't let this go to your head
But you're the best, I've ever had
Not to mention
That thing is swollen
You got me oh so in a trance
Something like a ziploc, but a lip lock
Want you wrapped around me like a wrist watch
Oh, so hard walking out
Got me stuck like crazy glue, ooh
Of course, nothing in those paragraphs suggests that his first BJ came from a girl. So we really wouldn't be surprised if it was a subtle tribute to that pet monkey he abandoned in Germany.
