Best Pickup Lines According To The Internet
Jan 28, 2016 20:28
Think you're good at pickup lines? Or are you always in search for that perfect hook, line, and sinker? Here are some of the best pickup lines in the world according to the internet. Try it out! Who knows? Maybe it'll work for you.
PyedPyper:
My personal favorite comes I believe from Sean Connery:
“My magic watch says you aren’t wearing any underwear.”
“Well your watch must be broken because I am in fact wearing underwear.”
“Damn thing must be ten minutes fast…”
LatviaSecretPolice:
“I think you dropped something”
“What?”
“Your standards. Hi, I’m xxxxx”
andrewp37:
Get like 20 limes and approach target. Drop them all and then try to pick all them up and say ” can you help me? I’m really bad at pick up limes”
wildkat57
Are you a 0% APR loan?
Because I’m having trouble understanding your terms and you aren’t showing any interest
RandomGuyWithStick:
“If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?”
If she says zero: “So I have a 100% chance of getting some tail?”
BioLogicMC
Back in college I met a girl at a party. We hit it off, she tells me she’s Russian, and that she speaks the language.
I say “Bullshit! Say something in Russian!” She asks, “what do you want me to say?”.
I replied, “I want you to say ‘kiss me ‘.”
I have no idea what she said next, but I kissed her.
ahampster:
Do you have a raisin?
No?
How about a date?
MrBuddyHolly:
Are you my appendix? Because I don’t know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
-eDgAR-:
Me: “Titanic.”
Other person: “What?”
Me: “Sorry, not a good icebreaker.”
alawam:
“I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.”
I have personally used it and succeeded.
surpriseslingshot:
“Hey wanna make out?”
I’m a female. It works pretty well.
the_tomb_raider:
Girl I put the STD in stud, all I need is u.
luckynumberblue:
Wanna go halfsies on a bastard?
gonewiththeschwind:
Have you heard what scientists are saying? There will only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus
Palifaith:
I’m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
RedJeans542:
“Hey girl, are you a beaver? Because DAM.”
Trust me, it’ll usually get a laugh, a smile, or a smirk. Either way, it’s a conversation starter for sure.
mattman516:
This one was recently dropped on me: “Do you like to draw? Because you can put the d in raw.”
fecia13:
Lick finger, touch shirt “Let’s get you out of those wet clothes.
unclebimbo:
You from Iraq? Cause I wanna watch you Baghdad ass up
PyedPyper:
My personal favorite comes I believe from Sean Connery:
“My magic watch says you aren’t wearing any underwear.”
“Well your watch must be broken because I am in fact wearing underwear.”
“Damn thing must be ten minutes fast…”
LatviaSecretPolice:
“I think you dropped something”
“What?”
“Your standards. Hi, I’m xxxxx”
andrewp37:
Get like 20 limes and approach target. Drop them all and then try to pick all them up and say ” can you help me? I’m really bad at pick up limes”
wildkat57
Are you a 0% APR loan?
Because I’m having trouble understanding your terms and you aren’t showing any interest
RandomGuyWithStick:
“If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?”
If she says zero: “So I have a 100% chance of getting some tail?”
BioLogicMC
Back in college I met a girl at a party. We hit it off, she tells me she’s Russian, and that she speaks the language.
I say “Bullshit! Say something in Russian!” She asks, “what do you want me to say?”.
I replied, “I want you to say ‘kiss me ‘.”
I have no idea what she said next, but I kissed her.
ahampster:
Do you have a raisin?
No?
How about a date?
MrBuddyHolly:
Are you my appendix? Because I don’t know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
-eDgAR-:
Me: “Titanic.”
Other person: “What?”
Me: “Sorry, not a good icebreaker.”
alawam:
“I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.”
I have personally used it and succeeded.
surpriseslingshot:
“Hey wanna make out?”
I’m a female. It works pretty well.
the_tomb_raider:
Girl I put the STD in stud, all I need is u.
luckynumberblue:
Wanna go halfsies on a bastard?
gonewiththeschwind:
Have you heard what scientists are saying? There will only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus
Palifaith:
I’m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
RedJeans542:
“Hey girl, are you a beaver? Because DAM.”
Trust me, it’ll usually get a laugh, a smile, or a smirk. Either way, it’s a conversation starter for sure.
mattman516:
This one was recently dropped on me: “Do you like to draw? Because you can put the d in raw.”
fecia13:
Lick finger, touch shirt “Let’s get you out of those wet clothes.
unclebimbo:
You from Iraq? Cause I wanna watch you Baghdad ass up
