Going to the movies soon? How about a radical idea? This idea: go watch it alone. That's right. No friends. No companions. Just you and a ton of people you don't know. Like traveling alone, this idea isn't new, and it's one of the most liberating one. Here's why:
1. People are the worst.
They literally are. They ruin everything.
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2. They eat.
Non-stop too. So much chewing!
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3. And ask questions all the time.
It's like you're the director.
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4. Sitting next to someone you know might be weird if they suddenly turn to see you react to a scene.
What if they see your weird funny face? Will they judge you?
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5. You don't have to argue about what to watch if you're going alone.
You can watch any thing you damn well please.
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6. You don't even have to get dressed.
It's a date with yourself. You impress you already.
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7. These people are your real friends:
Yes, they totally understand you.
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8. No one asking you what's going on.
Just silence from your non-friends.
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9. Or if you could hold their popcorn for them.
No favors for anyone. That's the best.
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10. You get both armrests.
That's you getting your money's worth.
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11. If the movie totally blows, you can walk out on it.
You don't have to deal with bad films. There's more to life.
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12. No one's judging your weird reactions.
Thank goodness.
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13. You don't need to explain a scene to someone returning from the bathroom.
This is heaven sounding already.
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14. You don't even have to pay for two tickets.
Just one. Or if you know how,
you don't even have to pay.
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15. It's two hours of uninterrupted "me-time."
Enjoy it. You'll love it.
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