Gordon Ramsay doesn't have a filter. He just tells you like he sees it. Sometimes, what comes out of his mouth can be incredibly curt and hurtful. But for the rest of us who aren't on the receiving end, it can be epic and hilarious. I guess that's why this guy is so successful.

1. A nicer way to say fuck off?


2. Total human degradation.

3. The comparison insult.

4. Life doesn't work out the way you want it to sometimes-kinda insult.

5. Expressing wishes.

6. Expressing total confusion with shock.


7. Letting it rain fucks. Lots of them!

8. Expressing total disbelief.

9. When one is not to be bothered.

10. Quality assurance.

11. Total shut down and shut out.

12. Expressing feelings.

13. Insulting via prayer.

14. Starting with a confusing line, and then delivering the punch.

15. The shocking insult.

16. The shit-sandwich compliment.