22 Things You Can Do But Never Look Cool While Doing It
Nov 02, 2015 20:04
Try as hard as you may, but there are a few things, even the coolest of cool won't be able to make cool at all. These things below will automatically cancel whatever cool you think you have, and make you look silly. Check it out:
1. No matter how hard you try, you can't look cool with Crocs.
2. It's super tough. Somehow looking at yourself cancels out cool.
3. Unless you like the smell of dog shit.
4. Almost as cool as riding a Segway. Which is not cool at all.
5. Not recommended for men or women.
6. Swing left. Swing right. It will always move.
7. Nope.
8. Unless you're skydiving down with it.
9. Even if you have a hot bod, a fanny pack still cancels out cool.
10. Do you smile when you run into spider web? No.
11. Pretentious. Use your phone, it's better. Possibly cooler.
12. The 90s were a mistake.
13. Even Don Draper won't look cool doing this.
14. Panic on the dance floor.
15. Same with jumping on clouds, maybe?
16. No one has ever looked cool doing this.
17. Hilarious cool is a thing, right?
18. Nope.
19. Like fast-forwarding a video.
20. Not even the Greeks or Romans wore it this way.
21. Try it.
22. When everyone's eyes is on you.
1. No matter how hard you try, you can't look cool with Crocs.
2. It's super tough. Somehow looking at yourself cancels out cool.
3. Unless you like the smell of dog shit.
4. Almost as cool as riding a Segway. Which is not cool at all.
5. Not recommended for men or women.
6. Swing left. Swing right. It will always move.
7. Nope.
8. Unless you're skydiving down with it.
9. Even if you have a hot bod, a fanny pack still cancels out cool.
10. Do you smile when you run into spider web? No.
11. Pretentious. Use your phone, it's better. Possibly cooler.
12. The 90s were a mistake.
13. Even Don Draper won't look cool doing this.
14. Panic on the dance floor.
15. Same with jumping on clouds, maybe?
16. No one has ever looked cool doing this.
17. Hilarious cool is a thing, right?
18. Nope.
19. Like fast-forwarding a video.
20. Not even the Greeks or Romans wore it this way.
21. Try it.
22. When everyone's eyes is on you.
