

Today: Just Google that shit!

Today: Instant message.

Today: Instagram.

Today: Update over the air.

Today: Everything is digital.

Today: Feed your Tamagotchi through an app.

Today: It's all on your phone. Or on Spotify.

Today: Facebook, Gtalk...Skype? Whatsapp.

Today: Definitely not 8-bit.

Today: Everything is on your iPad.

Today: Cordless. Or you don't even use landlines anymore.

Today: There isn't a substitution for this, thank goodness.

Today: Just smartphones. Yawn.

Today: Candy Crush. It is the best.

Today: You use an app to make your face fatter, voice change, and add a filter to your photo if you look really ugly under white light.

Today: We're just sitting at our desks or in front of screens all day long.
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