You can learn a lot of things from Confucius. The man lived a long time ago but he's got a ton of wisdom on him. Here's some 15 words of wisdom that you should check out. Check out the list below. Lots of innuendo in it too:
1. When your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it.
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2. Man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.
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3. Woman will be queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.
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4. If woman meet bachelor who thinks he's God's gift, she should exchange him.
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5. Rarely it occurs to teenagers that day will come when they know as little as their parents.
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6. Don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.
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7. He who hesitates is probably right.
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8. Drunk man's words are sober man's thoughts.
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9. Man who says he knows how to control a wife is called a bachelor.
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10. Man who behave like ass will be butt of those who crack jokes.
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11. Happiness is not destination, but manner of traveling.
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12. Before giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough to spare.
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13. Politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
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14. Tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.
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15. Men are like fish, none would get in trouble if they keep mouths shut.
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