British comedian James Veitch is just like you and me. He receives the same old spam mail that we all get. From free viagra, to love hookups, and to how you can get a lot of money if you just respond to help someone. Except, Veitch decided to actually reply one of them.

He's compiled all the emails that he spent the last two years replying to. From wild declarations of love to business proposals, here's having a look at one, which you can find in his book, Dot Con.

The excerpt below is titled "The Devil Wife" and it is one of his many legendary exchanges with scammers.

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