Are you a rich douchebag looking to bang someone other than your wife? According to the Daily Mail, who managed to poll some 500,000 male users, this is what the perfect mistress looks like. And they are comically unrealistic.

32D bust, age between 26 and 32 years, and into yoga. Also, doesn't smoke, has a Bachelor's Degree, is either Asian or Caucasion, and is athletic.

“The woman illustrated in the study is mature enough to understand the dynamic of an affair, but still young enough to have a youthful exuberance,” said Brandon Wade, Founder and CEO. “Plenty of men seek a mistress as the spark outside of wedlock and for some men, the perfect catch is in the form of a yoga loving student.”

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