Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned? Wrong. This guy here is the embodiment of that statement, except, he's a man and his divorce was a very bitter one. Per his divorce agreement, he is supposed to give half of everything he owns to his now ex-wife.

And that's what he did.


He took the agreement quite literally.


In the video below, he says "Thank you for 12 beautiful years, Laura. You've really earned half."


He reportedly sent half of all the pieces to his ex-wife and is selling his other halves on eBay.


Nothing was spared.


We're not sure how long it took him to cut everything into half.


But he was very adamant about doing so.


We know going through a breakup is tough...


But we didn't know it would be like this.


Is this guy taking breaking-up to the next level?


Even this poor teddy bear. :(


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