With friends like these, you don't need enemies. Here are 13 reasons you should never get passed-out-drunk, for the very reason you don't want to look like this when you wake up.
1. When your friends decide to draw a masterpiece on your body.
![](https://fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/3004/483/834/014/drunktattoos1.jpg)
2. When they draw this on your face.
![](https://fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/3004/483/834/014/drunktattoos2.jpg)
3. Or make it look like you were just taken down by minifigs.
![](https://fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/3004/483/834/014/drunktattoos3.jpg)
4. You've got to applaud this, seriously. It probably wasn't easy.
![](https://fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/3004/483/834/014/drunktattoos4.jpg)
5. Stacking things on you. Lots of them.
![](https://fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/3004/483/834/014/drunktattoos5.jpg)
6. Drawing a unicorn tattoo on your back.
![](https://fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/3004/483/834/014/drunktattoos6.jpg)
7. Giving you a whole new look, including clothes.
![](https://fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/3004/483/834/014/drunktattoos7.jpg)
8. Modifying your tattoo.
![](https://fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/3004/483/834/014/drunktattoos8.jpg)
9. Making you look like this:
![](https://fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/3004/483/834/014/drunktattoos9.jpg)
10. This probably took a very long time.
![](https://fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/3004/483/834/014/drunktattoos10.jpg)
11. Why so serious??
![](https://fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/3004/483/834/014/drunktattoos11.jpg)
12. Making you look like a character in Alice in Wonderland.
![](https://fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/3004/483/834/014/drunktattoos12.jpg)
13. Crucifying you?
![](https://fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/3004/483/834/014/drunktattoos13.jpg)