If
phallic symbols popping up everywhere is too much for you to take, how about stuff that look like boobs? They're not just on the fairer sex, they're everywhere if you look hard enough.
1. This egg.

2. This mushroom.

3. Angelina Balerina's nose.

4. This tropical umbrella.

5. This building with lots of boobs on top of it.

6. This hill.

7. These fungi.

8. This power plant.

9. This wood.

10. This snowball.

11. This potato.

12. The weather channel.

13. This shadow.

14. This chart.

15. This buffalo mozzarella.
