The 15 Ways to Give a Bro a Hug
Nov 29, 2014 08:46
Time to Bro-hug it out. By default, a bro hug shouldn't last more than 'before it gets really awkward'. And never try to hug another bro like how you'd hug a girl. It doesn't work in the same way. Here is a definite guide to hugging a bro.
1. Establish this is something both parties want to do first if you've never done it together before.
2. And if you're totally cool about things just lean and body-contact a bro, chest to chest.
3. Bro-hug to avoid other conflicts. Hugs always make things better.
4. Never hug a bro if you're going to be a baby. It's kinda weird.
5. And never whisper in their ear, because this is creepy.
6. Sneaking up from behind like this may look weird. But if you're close then it's okay.
7. The bro-side-hug is weird because that's what girlfriends do. So don't do this.
8. Celebratory and acknowledgement hugs are the best kind. Follow up with a pat.
9. If a handshake / high five goes awry, just go in for the bro-hug.
10. Rule of thumb is keep it as short as possible. Leave the talking out.
11. Intense hugs are manly. Don't be afraid to give / receive them.
12. Shake + hug. This is bro-hug standard modus operandi.
13. This is a hug of love. It's okay to give them anytime.
14. Bro-hugs are better than cheek kisses.
15. You can only do this if you're playing around, and people respect you.
(totally wrong, stupid and lame.)
1. Establish this is something both parties want to do first if you've never done it together before.
2. And if you're totally cool about things just lean and body-contact a bro, chest to chest.
3. Bro-hug to avoid other conflicts. Hugs always make things better.
4. Never hug a bro if you're going to be a baby. It's kinda weird.
5. And never whisper in their ear, because this is creepy.
6. Sneaking up from behind like this may look weird. But if you're close then it's okay.
7. The bro-side-hug is weird because that's what girlfriends do. So don't do this.
8. Celebratory and acknowledgement hugs are the best kind. Follow up with a pat.
9. If a handshake / high five goes awry, just go in for the bro-hug.
10. Rule of thumb is keep it as short as possible. Leave the talking out.
11. Intense hugs are manly. Don't be afraid to give / receive them.
12. Shake + hug. This is bro-hug standard modus operandi.
13. This is a hug of love. It's okay to give them anytime.
14. Bro-hugs are better than cheek kisses.
15. You can only do this if you're playing around, and people respect you.
But when you don't have a bro to hug..:
(totally wrong, stupid and lame.)
