15 Buns, The Anaconda Won't Want. Sorry Hun(s)
Oct 17, 2014 23:50
The anaconda won't want none, unless you got buns, hun. The unfortunate piece of news for the anaconda: he's missing out on a lot of buns.
But what about the other kinds of buns out there? Why not give them a chance? Here are a few buns the anaconda won't want.
1. We're certain this doesn't qualify as buns, but it still looks hot to us!
2. Tiny butts are cute too. Anaconda don't like.
3. I don't see anything wrong with these buns!
4. Kim Zolciak looks like she's got nice buns, no?
5. Sorry, Kesha, but you've got no buns.
6. Kate Upton's got no buns, but does that even matter?
7, Her buns are on another side.
9. Even Megan Fox doesn't have big ass buns. But that really doesn't matter.
10. Zoe Saldana may be sexy in blue, or green, but she doesn't have anaconda-preferred buns.
11. Victoria Beckham is skinny as a stick, but she still looks helluva sexy.
12. Even Cassie doesn't have buns.
13. Paris Hilton is just kinda shapeless all over. Another Kesha body-type.
14. Mila Kunis doesn't have Kim Kardashian buns, but has been voted the sexiest woman alive before, somewhere.
15. Even Jennifer Aniston hasn't got them buns.
Nope. Not at all!
Like beauty, not everyone defines them in the same manner. The anaconda defines his buns in this way:
Big, bouncy. The more protruding it is, the better!
Cos ass is in vogue now.
But what about the other kinds of buns out there? Why not give them a chance? Here are a few buns the anaconda won't want.
1. We're certain this doesn't qualify as buns, but it still looks hot to us!
2. Tiny butts are cute too. Anaconda don't like. 
3. I don't see anything wrong with these buns!
4. Kim Zolciak looks like she's got nice buns, no?
5. Sorry, Kesha, but you've got no buns.
6. Kate Upton's got no buns, but does that even matter?
7, Her buns are on another side.
9. Even Megan Fox doesn't have big ass buns. But that really doesn't matter.
10. Zoe Saldana may be sexy in blue, or green, but she doesn't have anaconda-preferred buns.
11. Victoria Beckham is skinny as a stick, but she still looks helluva sexy.
12. Even Cassie doesn't have buns.
13. Paris Hilton is just kinda shapeless all over. Another Kesha body-type.
14. Mila Kunis doesn't have Kim Kardashian buns, but has been voted the sexiest woman alive before, somewhere.
15. Even Jennifer Aniston hasn't got them buns.
So does it really matter what the anaconda thinks?
