Granted, Isao Machii is more of a samurai, here he is slicing up fruit, just like the game. It looks like fun, but we're guessing it isn't that easy. He is a master swordsman and multiple Guinness World Records holder.

He's ready for some fruit.


Bye-bye, Apple.


And pineapple.


This is what an awesome blitz looks like in real life.


Watch him do this thing:


He's so good at it, he can even split a pellet that's shot at him. Incredible. Fruit is nothing to this guy.