15 Things That Happen When You Have a Crush on Someone
Aug 23, 2014 08:33
Having a crush can be hard on a person. Everyone has gone through it before. Here are all the things that happen to you when you are crushing on someone.
Even when she hasn't.
We're going to be together!
You are a weirdo around your crush.
1. You lie to everyone that you don't have a crush.
2. You jump at any opportunity to "help".
At any cost!
3. You stare at your crush, sometimes in a creepy manner.
4. You keep checking your phone to see if your crush has texted to you
Even when she hasn't.
5. You proof-read your text to your crush 151 times.
Punctuation, check. Grammar, check.
6. You stalk them on social media, because it is less creepy than real-life stalking.
Although..you'll need a smartphone to do that.
7. You pretend you don't know anything they "like" because you haven't "stalked" them on social media when you talk on the phone.
8. You consider attending events your crush will go to just to "bump" into them.
9. You freak out at the most minimal physical contact you had.
We're going to be together!
10. You try to give your crush "the look" and then pretend like it's nothing when they catch you looking.
11. You try to be cool around your crush, even though in reality you are kinda dorky.
Gots to be cool!!!
12. You and your crush have had imaginary conversations and dates.
It is amazing!
13. You hold in your fart when you are around your crush. It does not come out.
Nope, not me.
14. You over-analyze all the things your crush say to you.
What did he mean by that??
15. You don't act like you at all.
You are a weirdo around your crush.
