The marketing engine for Michael Bay's new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie has begun to turn but at a very oddly late time. Anyway, here's Megan Fox, providing some of the ten radical facts you probably didn't know about the turtles.

There was a time when the turtles looked like this:


And this:


Even the bad guys look terrible.


And this was the previous April:


Here's the video. Check it out: