How Not To Be That "Creepy Guy" From Work
Jun 10, 2014 01:14
Every job has at least one person who comes across as just a bit... peculiar. Every job. And we can't think of anyone better to demonstrate this than Dwight Kurt Schrute III from NBC's The Office.
While Dwight might be good at what he does, his lack of social skills and common sense can sometimes make him pretty unpleasant to deal with.
Here are some common 'Dwight-nisms' to keep in mind for those who don't want to end up becoming the Dwight at the own office:
He always thinks that his colleagues are spying on him...
But he also secretly fantasizes about what it would be like to be in their shoes
He probably has a really, REALLY twisted sense of humor
He's all about following the office rules. To him, those rules are there for a reason, even if that reason doesn't actually make any sense
His hardline ways are probably the reason why he doesn't get invited out for drinks more often
You probably wouldn't want to get into an altercation with him, simply because it just wouldn't be a fair fight
He probably has little to almost no experience on how to properly interact with members of the opposite sex
But that doesn't mean he's not super curious
We still feel sorry for the person who he thinks would make a suitable mate
He secretly wishes his life was just a little more exciting
He probably doesn't enjoy being around big crowds
But at the end of the day, he's still glad to come to work as it at least provides him with some form of human interaction
Whether he's been working in the same position for too long or even if he's just dancing to the beat of his own drum, we should all probably be a bit thankful for the creepy office guy for making us look good and for making our lives seem a little less dull.
While Dwight might be good at what he does, his lack of social skills and common sense can sometimes make him pretty unpleasant to deal with.
Here are some common 'Dwight-nisms' to keep in mind for those who don't want to end up becoming the Dwight at the own office:
He always thinks that his colleagues are spying on him...
But he also secretly fantasizes about what it would be like to be in their shoes
He probably has a really, REALLY twisted sense of humor
He's all about following the office rules. To him, those rules are there for a reason, even if that reason doesn't actually make any sense
His hardline ways are probably the reason why he doesn't get invited out for drinks more often
You probably wouldn't want to get into an altercation with him, simply because it just wouldn't be a fair fight
He probably has little to almost no experience on how to properly interact with members of the opposite sex
But that doesn't mean he's not super curious
We still feel sorry for the person who he thinks would make a suitable mate
He secretly wishes his life was just a little more exciting
He probably doesn't enjoy being around big crowds
But at the end of the day, he's still glad to come to work as it at least provides him with some form of human interaction
Whether he's been working in the same position for too long or even if he's just dancing to the beat of his own drum, we should all probably be a bit thankful for the creepy office guy for making us look good and for making our lives seem a little less dull.
