Nobody actually likes public toilets. Some people hate it so much that they'd hold it in until they got home. Toilets in malls, restaurants, or shops are usually better maintained, but the ones you get on the street are so disgusting you would rather piss in a bush.

Here are 10 things everybody hates about public toilets:

1. Splashbacks

Not all flushes work, and you wouldn't want other people's piss or poop particles splashing back onto your butt-cheeks.

2. Overall hygiene


3. Sticky door handles

No guessing what the sticky substance might be...

4. No water

This is especially infuriating after you've done your business.

5. No tissue

There is never any tissue in public lavatories. But if they've propped a lady in front of the toilet to sell you 20 sen tissue, JUST BUY THE DAMN THING!

6. The smell

The cleaners don't come in as often as how many people are pissing and shitting within the hour.

7. The noise coming from outside


You will never have a peaceful shit here.

8. Your neighbour

He could be a groaner, moaner or stink so much worse than you.

9. The previous guy left you a surprise

Those bastards. Now you've seen a stranger's waste.

10. Slippery everything

Slipping and falling is a painful issue. But actually touching the filthy floor, walls, or toilet bowl is worse.