Robin Thicke is not sexist! You should know that by now. And what better way to do this than to have his own talk show so he can talk about it? He'll also feature controversial guests like Paula Deen and Anthony Weiner just to make him look like a person who LOVES and RESPECTS women.

In the eyes of comedian Eliot Glazer, here's what would go down if Robin Thicke had a talk show: