The Waffles Theory: They Only Ate Waffles on Gossip Girl
Mar 14, 2015 00:30
Here's an interesting revelation that everyone seemed to have missed out: Waffles were the real stars of Gossip Girl. Not Serena Van Der Woodsen, not Blair, not Chuck or Dan or Nate. Waffles. Was the show all about waffles?? Check it out below:
It's like the only thing they ever eat.
This is Rufus's true role in the show: to make waffles.
Every character has had some interaction with waffles. Even Vanessa.
There isn't a time when waffles weren't on the table.
Rufus isn't only good at making them, he seems to ONLY know how to make waffles.
Waffles at night? Sure. Why not?
Waffle master at work:
Waffle addiction starts from young. And it becomes something you just can't live without.
Waffles, all day long. You can eat them anytime.
Waffle Master Rufus checking on his waffles:
Waffles of all varieties spotted. Someone report this to GG.
How many waffles has Dan had throughout the show?
Addiction and confusion sets in when there are no waffles to be found:
Waffle Master Rufus' secret is out. He only knows how to make waffles.
Is that why she left the show?
The one skill he inherited from Rufus. Waffles:
Even upper-east siders eat waffles.
Waffle Master Rufus checking on his waffles:
No shit.
Even when he didn't feel like eating waffles, they were just..there.
Nate is probably not a waffle master, but hey, waffles!
Serena's got a waffle addiction too now.
The number one prop in the show: waffle iron.
Because they weren't made by Rufus that's why.
Lily married Rufus because of the waffles. He must have put something in it.
That's a lot of waffles.
The only thing that was missing was a Waffle Birthday Cake.
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