Not everyone has bass. Not everyone has buns that the anaconda will want. Here are some of the things that only those with no butt will totally understand. Just treble!

1. Kim Kardashian's butt is still a mystery.

This one too:

2. Shorts won't look that great without buns, unfortunately.

3. Do I really need "booty boosters?"

The very brief, NOT at all serious, definitelyyyy not serious and totally joking, COMPLETELY joking consideration of purchasing a product called “booty boosters.”

4. Another 250,000 squats more to go to get Nicky Minaj ass. (not happening)

5. Twerking is left for people with bass.

6. Bottoms with logos on them will only bring attention to the lack of behind.

7. The only way to pose to look like you almost have a butt.

Almost there.

8. Button flap pocket pants won't help.

9. Swimsuit bottoms. Too much material leftover.