1. Treadmill bike.

While this machine does help you exercise, you're not going to want to go downhill with it. The cheaper alternative: jogging.

2. Shakeweight

Right..so this looks like it'll give you a total workout. It claims to work the muscles in your arms, though it looks like you'll have more fun doing that in the bedroom than with the shakeweight.

3. Free Flexor

What..the..fuck. This gadget allegedly has the ability to tone your entire upper body. We're sure.

4. Bounce back chair

This device claims to deliver rebound exercise with the risk of jumping on a trampoline. It'll also help put babies to sleep too.

5. Neckline slimmer

All you have to do is place the Neckline Slimmer on your chin and make a nodding motion which will supposedly get rid of double chin.

6. Bodyblade

Woah what is this? Not only is this apparently good for building strength, it also improves cardiovascular health. You can also do it for cheap by holding up any rod, stick, or whatever you can find at home.

7. Gazelle freestyle

Don't like the treadmill? Be a gazelle with this device then. Yes it doesn't look dangerous at all...

8. Gliding Discs

Erm..just wear socks and glide around the living room. That's easier.

9. Beamfit balance and exercise beam

Cheaper alternative: draw a line on the ground and walk in it.

10. Rock and Go

Maybe you should have played with this when you were younger. Every playground has this.

11. Abhancer

For the guy who is too lazy to do anything.

12. Sit fit exercise

Wear heels to work? Sit down much at work? This is for you!

13. Face trainer

Aside from being a tight mask, it's hard to see how the Face Trainer is going to make millions.

14. Step under-desk

Do your 10,000 steps a day without standing up.

15. Quest leg magic ultra

This device looks dangerous. But for its benefit, it does look like it'll work.

Bonus: Cristiano Ronaldo's Facial Fitness device: